I wrote a hit play and I'm in love with you

A few unsuspecting branches are now under my decorative control

 

I am going out to find more victims I can get way more creative than this. Everyone is getting branch sculptures for holiday gifts this year and everyone will like it.

Inside our new home (& cheesecake)

Three Eyed Man

Dear bad-mannered inhabitant occupying apartment 205

I hate you this morning and I have hated you every morning since you started dropping massive bookshelves to my ceiling and then proceeding to drag them across the length of your apartment floor repeatedly for hours on end.

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So what if I like pretty things

Vintage French Barkcloth Textured Curtain/Upholstery Fabric
Measures approx 48" wide x 74" long.
Peacock colours and gold on an ivory background. $25

Cameras that would make me happiest, in order of appearance

SuperHeadz Digital Harinezumi Camera




Lomography Diana Mini 35mm Camera




Lomography Oktomat Compact 35mm Camera

I am highly attracted to these severed baby heads

 

Little Joseph Candle Holder 

but at the sinister price of $99e, I will be attempting to compassionately replicate by ebaying doll parts and drilling candle sized holes in their darling baby skulls.

The Los Angeles craigslist is dillusional

I am searching for seating in my final stages of designing the new Topanga cabin with old time rustic Moondoggie/Gidget beach shack themes in mind, and second hand classified shopping has never been so financially offensive. and if I read the words "shabby chic!" one more time in a description I could convulse.

Vintage Chromcraft Sofa - $550 | five hundred and fifty dollars

 

Vintage Rattan Tiki Sofa - $175 | could be reasonable. I do want it very much. the pillows won't be necessary please.




Set of 5 flower design plasic cups (1950s) - $65 | plastic. cups.




really really cool psychedely teley - $85 | absurdity!

Vintage Driftwood Coffee Table - $400 | This table is very perfect for my vision why does it cost so much. I will replicate it with ancient roots and branches I find in my neighborhood. with perhaps an old wooden door instead of glass for the surface, white.

I would not mind this sofa, I like how it is separated and a reasonable $65, but it is in Las Vegas. and I am kind of trying to overcome my embroidered uber vintage Omaha regency taste.




I must stick to scouring every Goodwill in west LA, Malibu, & the valley.. today I got an entire vintage pretty yellow wicker back dining set with 6 chairs and matching table for $30. and a huge old-fashioned stereo record player/radio receiver chest for $22.50. and by I, I mean Andrew's citicard. How I love my magic man!